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Schindler Sez

January 17, 2011

By JIM SCHINDLER

Schindler Sez
    If you were never naughty, you never had much fun.

We See You
    Never do brain surgery with your index finger, while you’re driving. We can still see you!

The Leftovers
    Jim was attending a University of St. Francis’ football gamewith his friends Tom and Margie. At halftime, he decided to go get something to eat. On returning to his seat, Jim started to wolf down his chili dogs, like a starving man at an all-you-can-eat buffet. As a result, chili sauce began to dribble on his tie. (Don’t you dare think it was me; I don’t wear a tie.) Anyway, Margie noticed and said, “Jim, you’re getting chili sauce all over your tie.”
    “That’s okay,” Jim replied, “When I get home, I’ll put it in the freezer and have it for lunch tomorrow!”

Love & Alcohol  
    Alcohol increases the desire, but ruins the performance.
    —Paraphrasing Shakespeare

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