By JIM SCHINDLER
If you were never naughty, you never had much fun.
We See You
Never do brain surgery with your index finger, while you’re driving. We can still see you!
By BOB SHRALUKA
As a huge Buckeye football fan, one could go on and on and on here about the recent suspension of five players for five games next season for selling some memorabilia they owned and autographs. Instead, let's simply make a few points because even the eskimos at the North Pole can see the hypocrisy in college athletics.
A girl always seems prettier, when her daddyâ€™s rich.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Would Santa be as jolly if he was skinny?
The Beer Salesman
Throughout the first half of the 1900s, beer salesmen would make their rounds of the taverns in their area, trying to convince the local sots, excuse me, I mean clients, to drink their particular brand of beer. Usually, the salesmen would buy all the patrons in the bars that they visited, a round of the beer they were pushing, hoping they might like it and start to drink that brand.